This one time, I was telling my friend about how this guy I used to hook up with would say the dirtiest things in bed and I couldn’t help but laugh, because I swear, when guys are horny, their brains turn off and they say the dumbest/dirtiest things.
And my friend went, “We can only use one head at a time!”
Just realized I’m going to be in school for 12 years… HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO AFFORD THAT. I’m literally going to be in debt for the rest of my life.
lol yay psychiatry track.