March 2012
I keep burping. It’s disgusting. Apparently, if you cough a lot, you’re bound to burp a lot too, because you’re taking in a lot more air via your mouth when you cough. So your body wants to release that air in the form of a burp. I swear, these burps feel like earthquakes.
Whenever I hear white people attempting to talk in an Asian language, they tend to make it sound more chingy chongy than Asians make it sound. LOL.
My grandma reminds me of Snow White.
It’s the hair, the voice, and the attitude. Except, my grandma’s cockier. LOL. Snow White is modestly beautiful and my grandma’s just like, “I’m cute. Shut up.” But just overall, they look alike, sound alike, and act alike. Snow White’s all bouncy and happy and I guess I can say the same for my grandma.
February 2012
Thank you DJ Okawari for mastering chill hop.
Listening to DJ Okawari just gets me through all my stresses and obstacles so easily. His stuff is so soothing and relaxing, yet it’s not too boring. There’s excitement in each rhythm. Yet all at once, everything is beautiful and calming.
Fuck. Prom season is nearing. That means that everyone’s gonna be asking each other, and guess who won’t get asked? Me. And if I do get asked, it’ll be by someone I really don’t want to go to prom with.
Today in English, my friend told me that she was getting “shway shway” before the hockey game tonight. Ever since she told me that, all I’ve been saying is “shway shway”. It’s kind of fun to say. LOL.
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abstruseness:
when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
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Watchyourly:
OH MY GOD
WHAT. WHAT. LIKE WHAT.
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Junior year uglies.
I really feel like junior year has taken a toll on my physical appearance by a drastic amount. Looking at photos of me and even just my reflection, I’m stunned by how much I let myself go. I never knew stress could make someone so ugly and I honestly didn’t expect that in me. I know I’ve looked better than this. I thought that as you grew older, you become more attractive. But...
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Awkward moment when your health teacher is at the same restaurant as you.
I’m at a Korean restaurant with my mom right now and they just started playing Never Gonna Give You Up.
… Did I seriously just get rickrolled at a Korean restaurant?
My English teacher’s name is Miss. Cullen. Her dad’s name is Edward. He hates Twilight.
emperorsedge:
And there will come a time, you’ll...
So pharyngitis asked me out on a date. I don’t know why I said yes because it ended up being the worst date ever. And now he’s residing in my throat and well, I’m trying to get him evicted with some medicine. But because of Mr. Pharyngitis, I will not be back in school until Wednesday. And since I already missed Friday and today, I’m practically missing a chapter of my...
Anonymous asked: song?
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Alaska Young: Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.
Augustus Waters: So you're not the metaphorical type?
Lol I’m reading my old surveys/quizzes/notes I used to do on Facebook. Omgomgomg I was such a bop. LOL.
Half of my family are artists. I wonder why that artistic gene skipped me.
Every time I think about that night, I wish I could go back and rewind to fix my mistake. Maybe things would be different between us now, but c’est la vie. What’s passed is the past and what’s now is the present. The only thing I can do is look ahead and keep moving forward.
Anonymous asked: feel better, ashley!
I feel disgusting and ill.
But no, my thermometer does not seem to agree. It’s telling me that my temperature is like 96.2, which is pretty normal. But I’m just so stuffy and it’s hard to breathe. And my throat feels kind of weird, so I know I’m sick. And I just feel drained and exhausted. At the same time, I just want to hug someone and go to sleep. Why am I so weird. I like actually don’t...
Mothers know best.
I don’t understand how it necessarily works, but somehow, they’re right about everything. The majority of the time, my mom will be like, “Do this or else this will happen”. And I always refuse and guess what? That worst-case scenario that she earlier presented always happens. It’s like they know.
Mothers have this special intuition and wisdom and it’s kind of...